guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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