I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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