We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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