Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
So much rum. So many feels.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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