wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
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Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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