like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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