I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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