AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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