yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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