I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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