I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I FOUND THE LEGS
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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