The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Blood and glitter go together right?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
