youre lurking in front of me
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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