If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
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You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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