Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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