if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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