No stitches, just platelets and will power
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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