is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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