apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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