I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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you inspire me to be a worse person
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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