I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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