Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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