Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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