im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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