Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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