can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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