I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
worst night to have a conscience
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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