Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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