drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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