i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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