I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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