my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
why is half of my head shaved?
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