yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
