every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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