Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Vodka?
Forever.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
