I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The air was thick with penises
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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