I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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