You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Life is so much better after having sex.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
