so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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