my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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