Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found your dick twin last night
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
These tits shall not be calmed
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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