Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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