She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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