If i come over, it means nothing
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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