I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
BRING THE BAGELS
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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