I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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