im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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