Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Stupid Covid-19
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