Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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