is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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