All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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