Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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