do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
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You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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