Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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