I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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