I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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