So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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